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Back in the day, I hid in a trash can for 30 minutes in order to blog about it. Let it suffice to say that such an unsanitary act of desperation would never be necessary here at the enervatingly energetic, intimidatingly inimitable Institvte, at least until dumpster diving becomes an acceptable means of scoring free food (AKA, the base of the MIT freshman's hierarchy of needs).

I'm Yan, a 2012'er who enjoys stringing together sentences, sometimes backwards until reached the brink of incomprehensibility is. The path that brought me to MIT is analogous to the previous sentence: unconventional, slightly absurd, twisty, and full of surprise. I've always had this subversive tendency to question the validity of grades and test scores and to wonder about whether anyone can truly pinpoint the right factors in charting the course of his or her education. Frustrated by the constraints of a traditional public school education, I flirted with the idea of homeschooling for a few months and spontaneously applied to MIT in the fall of junior year. Upon learning of my acceptance, I had a nice dinner and dropped out of high school.

I was born in Beijing and have lived in Pasadena, St. Louis, and Irvine (5 weeks only), but home will always be whatever pops up when I open Firefox. Right now, I'm planning to major in mechanical or electrical engineering with a minor in musical composition, but check again in 3 hours. I reside and even do laundry in Random Hall, which is a random hall famous for its 13 year-old carton of milk and flavorful concoctions of liquid nitrogen ice cream (the former is not in any way contained in the latter).

I like photography, classical and jazz music (or anything, really), restaurant reviews, (parentheses), dissections of pop culture, self-reference loops, words with a high consonant density, and clever non-fiction. I don't like writing, but I like irony enough that this whole blogging thing works out splendidly. I once considered private journals a sappy waste of time, but somehow, a journal accessible to anyone with an Internet connection seemed like the coolest idea since special relativity, or even bread with raisins. Hence, the 3849284 hard-cover thread-bound journals I've received as presents over the years have remained overwhelmingly unfilled. Feel free to email me if you would like to give them a comfortable home.

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Relativity Special (and vice versa)
November 18, 2009 | I took a test today that relied on practically everything I have ever learned from Sesame Street, which is mostly just one thing.
Posted in Coursework | 14 Responses More thoughts on classes
November 11, 2009 | However, I did not find Matt's stuff (see blog post below this one).
Posted in Coursework , Majors & Minors | 38 Responses tEpikazoo
November 03, 2009 | Thoughts on cooking and gratuitous prefixes
Posted in Miscellaneous | 20 Responses
11.18.09 Relativity Special (and vice versa) posted in Coursework
11.11.09 More thoughts on classes posted in Coursework, Majors & Minors
11.03.09 tEpikazoo posted in Miscellaneous
10.26.09 I had a terrible week posted in Work/Play Balance At MIT
10.01.09 Physics in the MIT posted in Coursework, Majors & Minors, Questions And Answers, Undergraduate Research Opportunities
09.21.09 Blog Entry: Recession Edition posted in Miscellaneous
09.13.09 Week 1 posted in Coursework, Student Organizations
09.07.09 Schedilemmas posted in Coursework
08.30.09 Ruminations and room-inations posted in Residential Life / Housing Options
08.23.09 A Short Dining Guide to Cambridge posted in Food / Dining Options
08.17.09 Meteor Shower posted in Student Organizations
08.08.09 An Unofficial Guide to Unstandard MITglish, 1st Edition posted in Student Life & Culture
07.30.09 A Heartbreaking Lunch of Staggering Genius posted in Miscellaneous
07.21.09 Six Recent Life-Changing Thoughts on Food posted in Miscellaneous
07.14.09 Oh, the Places You'll Go(ogle) posted in Miscellaneous
07.07.09 A Supposedly Fun Thing That I'll Probably Do Again posted in Miscellaneous
07.02.09 Alternative Transportation posted in Student Life & Culture
06.28.09 Snapshot #1 posted in Faculty At MIT
06.20.09 MITiplication posted in Miscellaneous
06.14.09 Campus visit, revisited posted in Campus Tours & Info Sessions, Student Life & Culture
06.05.09 Comments-ment Webcast posted in Miscellaneous
05.25.09 Outside the box posted in Residential Life / Housing Options
05.21.09 Epilogue posted in Miscellaneous
05.09.09 A Brief History of Thursday posted in Faculty At MIT, Student Organizations
04.29.09 CPW Photograph-athon posted in Miscellaneous
04.20.09 CPW roundup posted in Student Organizations
04.13.09 Eternal sunshine of the sleepless mind posted in Residential Life / Housing Options, The MIT Campus
04.06.09 Springtime posted in Miscellaneous
03.26.09 New York posted in Miscellaneous
03.21.09 College posted in Student Life & Culture
03.13.09 This entry has a surprise ending posted in Advising & Support
03.04.09 A Run through Boston posted in Exploring Boston & Cambridge
02.24.09 It's Monday posted in Miscellaneous
02.14.09 Valentine's Day Special posted in Hacks & Traditions, Student Life & Culture
02.10.09 Not a Real Entry posted in Miscellaneous
02.02.09 Integration Bee posted in Hacks & Traditions
01.28.09 This title is irrelevant posted in Hacks & Traditions, Undergraduate Research Opportunities
01.21.09 Good Will Mystery Hunting posted in Hacks & Traditions, Miscellaneous
01.13.09 Yet Another Blog Entry posted in Food / Dining Options, The Month Of January: IAP
01.06.09 Guest Blog: From the Life and Times of Cam posted in Miscellaneous, Science Fairs, Olympiads, Etc.
01.01.09 Questions? Answers. posted in Advanced Placement & International Exams, Coursework, Faculty At MIT, Food / Dining Options, General Institute Requirements, Miscellaneous, Questions And Answers, Recommended High School Preparation, Student Life & Culture, The Month Of January: IAP, Undergraduate Research Opportunities, Work/Play Balance At MIT
12.22.08 Recollections of a Stranded Traveler posted in Hacks & Traditions, Student Life & Culture, Work/Play Balance At MIT
12.18.08 The Finals Blog posted in Coursework, Student Life & Culture, Work/Play Balance At MIT
12.13.08 Life during finals season posted in Academic Calendar, Coursework, Freshman Year Pass / No Record
12.06.08 Day in the Life posted in Coursework, Faculty At MIT, The MIT Campus
11.29.08 Thoughts on coming home posted in Boston & Cambridge, Music & The Arts, Student Life & Culture
11.25.08 A word about the humanities posted in Coursework, Faculty At MIT, Music & The Arts
11.17.08 A major problem is not a major problem posted in Majors & Minors
11.12.08 Odds and ends and Canada posted in Miscellaneous
11.06.08 Re-halloween posted in Student Life & Culture
10.29.08 One year later posted in Residential Life / Housing Options, Student Life & Culture
10.21.08 In pursuit of freedom posted in MIT Inventions & Breakthroughs, Music & The Arts, Work/Play Balance At MIT
10.16.08 What's new and exciting? posted in Miscellaneous
10.14.08 Not my college essay posted in Miscellaneous
10.09.08 Adventures in Chinatown posted in Boston & Cambridge, Exploring Boston & Cambridge, Work/Play Balance At MIT
10.04.08 Examining exams posted in Coursework, Freshman Year Pass / No Record
09.26.08 Sunday in the Park posted in Boston & Cambridge, Work/Play Balance At MIT
09.22.08 Fryday on Sunday posted in Miscellaneous
09.16.08 A Day in the Life: Weekend Edition posted in Miscellaneous, Music & The Arts, Student Organizations, Work/Play Balance At MIT
09.11.08 Tasty water, the Charles River, and other things that are not synonymous posted in Residential Life / Housing Options, Student Life & Culture
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