Several years ago (I believe it was 3 but it may have been 2) there was an MIT student who didn't have quite enough credits to graduate. This happens (especially because HASS requirements are so weird), so they opted to stay another year in order to finish up and graduate.
One day, towards the end of this student's senior year, a small skirmish took place on the dorm's e-mail list between this senior and an undergraduate in the dorm. Things got heated, words were exchanged, and then this happened:
Undergraduate
This whole argument is silly.
Well, thanks for bringing it up then.By the way, congratulations on graduating.
Senior
Wow, way to make an insulting, totally useless reply to the entire dorm.Undergraduate
uhh, he is graduating, right?and graduating people, i presume, won't be staying in the dorm over the summer. so, if my two assumptions are true, i admire [name]'s heroism for taking time out of his busy final study schedule to make sure that the portion of summer residents who watch movies are happy.
oh, if you're not graduating (whether you're not a senior or otherwise), sorry, that's all i meant by the comment.
Senior
No, I'm not graduating.
Yes, I'm in the dorm for the summer.
Yes, I'm in the dorm next year.Anything else?
Interested in my personal life?Undergraduate
What color underwear do you have on right now?
[For the record, it was blue, with penguins.]
From then on, every e-mail sent to the Burton-Conner dorm e-mail list (bctalk [at] mit [dot] edu) MUST be signed with the sender's underwear color. It has become a tradition. By signing with your underwear color you are saying "My e-mail is worth reading. I am willing to tell you my underwear color if you'll read my e-mail, that's how worth reading it is."
Soooooooo . . . . for all of you prefrosh that came to CPW and hung out around Burton-Conner, you may have seen some snazzy light blue shirts floating around. Maybe they looked a little something like this?

These shirts, our unofficial dorm shirts, have the line "What color is YOUR underwear?" on the back. This is not because we are creepy sexual deviants hitting on you.
This is just because we want to know your underwear color.
-Snively
gray
(Thanks to the commenter who provided the exact transcript)
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Posted by: Shannon on April 30, 2009
Posted by: Snively on April 30, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxfe8YTd6N4
berry
-grey or gray(still haven't resolved this)
And it prompted no less than 6 responses as to the proper usage of grey versus gray. Apparently it's a country by country thing. I say grey, which is apparently unpatriotic. Yup, Firefox is telling me I'm wrong.
Posted by: Shannon on April 30, 2009
striped: ~1/16 inch per dark blue stripe, ~1/32 inch per light blue stripe.
Posted by: Narce on April 30, 2009
Posted by: 0 on April 30, 2009
Posted by: Ehsan on April 30, 2009
-Nicole
white (sorry, I'm boring)
Posted by: Nicole '10 on April 30, 2009
Woooops I've put there the ID number that appeared on my financial aid award letter... top right corner: Your MIT ID: [...]
so that's what I copied into the Student Information Review form
Posted by: Anonymous on April 30, 2009
--mikey
light blue, with dark blue and white stripes
Posted by: Mikey on April 30, 2009
-Cody
blue with black stripes
Posted by: Cody D. on April 30, 2009
Also, you all should live in Burton Conner. It's freakin' suite! (... we live in suites. Okay, stopping now.)
shanahan
blue and white stripes
Posted by: Shannon on April 30, 2009
Posted by: Piper '12 on April 30, 2009
Mary
black
Posted by: Mary from Michigan on April 30, 2009
Posted by: Mary from Michigan on April 30, 2009
Posted by: Mary from Michigan on April 30, 2009
this is my final post. i'm sorry for all the consecutive posts. :]
Posted by: Mary from Michigan on April 30, 2009
Posted by: lulu on April 30, 2009
Oh, and I prefer EAsT camPUS myself.
-JLAB
Tye-dye.
Posted by: JLAB '13 on April 30, 2009
~Emily
Nude. (Not really. That's just the color. :-D)
Posted by: Emily '13 on April 30, 2009
what if you're not wearing any underwear? just wondering.
pink.
Posted by: anonymous on May 2, 2009
Purple.
Posted by: Anon on May 2, 2009
Grey = British English
Posted by: Anonymous on May 2, 2009
Boring old white.
Posted by: Jennie on May 3, 2009
~David
White.
Posted by: David on May 6, 2009
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