DID YOU KNOW? According to Wikipedia, "An article from The Onion appeared on the 2005 Advanced Placement English Language and Composition test, in which students were asked to write an essay analyzing its use of satire."
Ling '07 had two of her MIT friends over this weekend and we went to D√Љsseldorf this weekend, I forget why, but the thing that we were most excited about was seeing a building designed by Frank O. Gehry.

Ling: "Why are you taking a picture of this sign?"
Sam: "So I don't forget that it's a Frank O. Gehry building."
Ling: "I don't think that you're going to forget that it's a Frank O. Gehry building."
I actually really liked this sign, and think that we should adopt the funky building thing as the "international symbol for Frank O. Gehry architecture." This is what the actual building looks like.

...not entirely unlike the much-discussed Stata Center at MIT, also designed by Frank O. Gehry and completed just a few months into my freshman year.

Now prefrosh, they ask me, "My mom saw in the Princeton Review book that she bought that MIT has one of the 10 least attractive college campuses. Is it hard going to school there?"
Yes, MIT is infamous for accumulating a collection of unusual and (dare I say) controversial architecture, including the Stata Center, Simmons Hall, the Media Lab, and a bunch of really weird sculptures. But sometimes unusual can be beautiful. Like Santino from Project Runway.
And so I say, "Well, even if you don't like all the architecture at MIT, at least you can say that it's different."
Myself? Well, I think the Stata Center is interesting, if not necessarily attractive, and I think the inside is vibrant, if not necessarily practical. I take pride in biking under the Great Sail on my way to class every morning, because I think it looks kind of neat, in addition to its engineering purpose of diminishing the wind tunnel under the Green Building. I think Kresge is great, and I'm not sure who came up with the idea of a windowless brick cylinder for a chapel, but it doesn't look bad in the context of the buildings around it. Now, Simmons, I just don't like--the industrial space waffle aesthetic on the outside doesn't work for me, and the inside is so gray and full of holes that I think I'd have horrible nightmares if I had to live there. But I don't have to live there. And even if I would have drawn it in the housing lottery, REX would have given me the chance to change my housing once I had discovered that the interior gives me THE SHIVERS.
And, hey, some people like Simmons.
Which is the cool thing about MIT architecture--everybody has something different to say about it, good or bad. Not like some other colleges, where people probably sit around asking "Do we really need this much ivy growing on the walls?"
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Posted by: Monica on July 28, 2006
Posted by: Drew on July 28, 2006
Longest run-on ever.
Posted by: Michael Borohovski on July 29, 2006
I have nightmares that Simmons is going to eat all the people inside one day. It's a terrifying-looking building, that's all...
Posted by: thekeri on July 30, 2006
I like to think my Onion desk calendar was the reason I totally owned that AP test.
Posted by: JKim on July 30, 2006
Whereas I have been an Onion fan for years, and would have heartily enjoyed that essay, and not had to endure months of agony thinking, "did I get a 5? I don't know if I wrote enough about the flamingo."
Whores.
Posted by: Colin on July 30, 2006
Posted by: Colin on July 30, 2006
Colin, I am all for selective use of semi-profanity, but if Marilee Jones finds out, she might rescind your admissions.
thekeri, I've also thought about a transformers-like scenario where Simmons morphs into a gigantic killer death robot.
Posted by: Sam on July 31, 2006
I'm still glad to have spent my four years in the vaguely ghetto atmosphere of Burton Conner, though. I wouldn't trade that for anything.
Posted by: Kenny on July 31, 2006
Posted by: Ruth on July 31, 2006
Bingo. Does college students need to feed on grass like horses
?
Posted by: 0 on July 31, 2006
Am I mistake, or is THE SHIVERS an Owen Meany reference?
Posted by: Karen on August 1, 2006
Karen -- Absolutely. That's one of my favorite books! Garp is good too, but not quite as good, and the ending is just mean.
Posted by: Sam on August 2, 2006
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