Just so you all know, I'm working on a new Q&A video. Thanks for your questions, I feel loved.
Special shout-out to my midwest friends. Hope you're surviving the snow! Speaking of snow, we've gotten a ton of it. This morning I got to go to class as it rained ice (yes, ICE) because even though the Institute was on "lateness excused" policy and some morning classes got cancelled, my 9:30 am 7.05 (biochem) class was still on.
Speaking of 7.05 (how am I so good at these segues?), I told Chris P. about something mildly funny that happened this morning and then I was all, "Why am I telling you this? I should blog about it." and then he was all, "You should not only blog it but illustrate it scene by scene" (how am I so good at telling stories?). Peterson, be careful what you wish for...
Whoever writes a comment that makes me laugh the hardest will get the scrap paper upon which I doodled this. Seriously, I'll mail it to you. But you've got to make me cackle.
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Posted by: Katherine on February 3, 2011
Posted by: Gina '14 on February 3, 2011
Blonde girl:Hun,I want to go to the sun
Hun:But u'll get burnt
Blonde girl:Dont be silly.i'll go durimg the nigt.
Posted by: Victor Ndiritu on February 3, 2011
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ Fe Fe
/
Fe - Fe
Or
Why are He, Cm and Ba known as the medical elements? Because when treating a patient, if you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, then you're gonna have to Barium.
Oh my Chemistry, you make my day brighter.
Posted by: Anthony on February 3, 2011
Posted by: Dakilica on February 3, 2011
If you wer sin^2(x) and I were cos^2(x) then together we'd be one
XD
Posted by: MG '15 on February 3, 2011
But maybe my comic has to be intrinsically funny. Can we link to outside funniness? Or would the kittens take over the world?
If the lolzkittens are positively charged, they might be cations.
Posted by: DanielG on February 3, 2011
My dad was a pistol. So that makes me a son of a gun!
*
How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Posted by: DanielG on February 3, 2011
The waitress says “one third x cubed” and while walking away, turns back and says over her shoulder, “plus a constant!”
http://www.ams.org/notices/200501/fea-dundes.pdf
Posted by: RM'11 on February 3, 2011
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Posted by: Kim on February 3, 2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Posted by: Brian on February 3, 2011
Posted by: 0 on February 3, 2011
Pastor went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He telephoned the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the Pastor to the Health Department. They explained, "Since there was no health threat you'll need to call the Sanitation Department." When the pastor called the Sanitation Department, the Manager of the Sanitation Department said, "I can't pick up that dead mule without authorization from the mayor. The Pastor was not at all too eager to call the mayor, who possessed a very bad temper and was always extremely unpleasant and hard to deal with, but, eventually, the Pastor called the mayor anyway. The mayor did not disappoint the Pastor. The mayor immediately began to rant and rave. After his continued rant at the pastor, the mayor finally said, "Why did you call me any way? Isn't your job to bury the dead?"
The pastor paused for a brief prayer, and asked the Lord to direct his response. The lord led the pastor to the words he was seeking, "Yes, Mayor, it IS my job to bury the dead, BUT I always like to notify the next of kin first!"
Posted by: Worgus on February 3, 2011
Posted by: Andrew on February 3, 2011
I mean really?
Posted by: Elizabeth '13 on February 3, 2011
(I meant to say that I was just kidding in that last comment.)
Posted by: Elizabeth '13 on February 3, 2011
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
Posted by: Corey on February 3, 2011
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Posted by: Mandi N on February 3, 2011
with that, two good ones I heard recently:
A tachyon walks out of a bar. The bartender says we don't serve your kind here. The tachyon walks into the bar.
similarly
A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says we don't serve your kind here. The superconductor leaves with no resistance.
And a link to a favorite strip of a favorite webcomic:
http://hipsterhitler.com/archive/02-juice/
Posted by: Ari on February 3, 2011
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Posted by: Andrew on February 3, 2011
...it's worth a try.
Posted by: Maita '13 on February 4, 2011
The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.
The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".
Posted by: Todd Kozlowski on February 4, 2011
Describe the universe and whether or not it was a good idea to begin with.
Posted by: Todd Kozlowski on February 4, 2011
Whose speed was far faster than light.
She left one day
In a relative way,
And returned home the previous night!
Posted by: ヽ(＃ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ '16? on February 4, 2011
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Posted by: Worgus on February 4, 2011
^ Now if this doesn't make you cackle, you Madam have no sense of humor.
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Posted by: GoodOldTimes on February 4, 2011
Maita wins. But because she is my hallmate and BFFle, I will give the prize to runner-up...KATHERINE. Expect an e-mail soon.
Posted by: Elizabeth '13 on February 4, 2011
@Elizabeth: Please tell me how you manage to create the best doodles I have ever seen (I love them!), pay attention in class and take down the neatest notes all at once! How do you do it?!
@Katherine: Congratulations!!
@Maita: Congrats to you too!
Posted by: Nikita on February 4, 2011
@Elizabeth: Please tell me how you manage to create the best doodles I have ever seen (I love them!), pay attention in class and take down the neatest notes ever, all at once! How do you do it?!
@Katherine: Congratulations!!
@Maita: Congrats to you too!
Posted by: Nikita on February 4, 2011
Posted by: Brian on February 5, 2011
Dad was engrossed in the news when she brought a little cup of Tea which was actually water. Her Father appreciated her for the tea.After several cups of tea & lots of praise for such yummy tea ,mom came home.
Dad made her wait to watch their little girl bring him a cup of tea.
Mom watched patiently & then asked the proud dad,'Dear! Have u realised that the only place she can reach to get water is the "Toilet Seat":-D?'
Posted by: Adhiraj on February 5, 2011
A doctor was examining a mental patient.
Doctor: What will happen to you if I cut of your ear?
Patient: Then I will become deaf.
Doctor: Hmm, that's normal. Then what will happen if I cut off your other ear?
Patient: Then I will not be able to see.
The doctor became worried, and asked the patient why.
Patient: Because my spectacles will fall off...
Here's another joke:
Bugs fly in through open Windows.
Posted by: William on February 5, 2011
In fact I've just thought of one now.
A Man Walks Into A Bar And Says "Ouch"
Posted by: hacker on February 5, 2011
Posted by: anon '14 on February 5, 2011
Nothing more needs to be said.
XD
Enjoy!!!
Posted by: Seth Martin on February 5, 2011
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