Danny B.D. '15
*David Attenborough voice*
Here we see the profile page of the "Dannicus primunomina", or "Danny First Names". The Danny is a peculiar creature, having majored in physics but somehow finding himself working at a certain Big Tech Company in the Valley of Silicon. Danny's lifecycle began within the concrete jungles on New York City, where he was raised with a love of science and an unhealthy dose of Gilbert & Sullivan. Upon maturing into adulthood, Danny migrated up to the chilly streets of Cambridge, building his four-year nest within the walls of the East Campus dormitory. Through the day, his diet consists of esoteric facts and horrid puns; by night, he forsakes sleep for internet and writing about himself in the third person.