A head-and-shoulders illustration of Anika. They have light skin, medium-length brown hair with bangs, and are wearing a teal shirt with a red bandana, making a peace sign with their left hand.

clownazoo by Anika H. '26, MEng '27

tetazoans in the wild

13 people on tetazoo and 4 of their cats decide to go on a field trip to new hampshire for a trip. we spent one day being bored and stuck at home, but then decide to go hiking up in vermont and took a 3 hr drive to get there. we stop by an alien convenience store,and then drive deeper into the snow covered mountains until we get stuck behind a tree branch. Michelle tries sawing it and Oliver offers to sacrifice a chicken, and the rest of the crew decide to try and rotate the branch off to the side, with it still attached to the tree.all of us sucessfully move it, and 20 minutes later, we're back on the road, until just 4 miles away from our destination, we go a little bit off the road and our front tire gets stuck in the snow.oliver can't reach the second car via radio, and everyone is trying to get sticks to dig out the wheels a little bit. we push the car, and it moves for a little bit, until it gets stuck again. It looked like we were going to be there for a good while