I didn’t know what to write this week, so I made GPT-3 do it for me.

If you haven’t heard of GPT-3, it’s a language model that uses deep learning to make human-like text, based on whatever prompt and parameters you give it.

For example, this is the prompt I gave GPT-3.

This is a great idea for a blog post. Unfortunately, I’m in the mood to post about very useless information that is applicable to nobody in the real world.

The topic for the rest of this post and the points listed underneath are all written by GPT-3. I just drew the pictures.

7 Reasons Why You Should Consider Becoming a Pony in College!

Reason #1: You will have a much better graduation photo if you pose with a mane and tail!

Reason #2: All the other college kids will be envious of your majestic beauty and cool style.

Reason #3: You can attend all the classes without having to worry about what to wear.

Reason #4: Grazing and rolling in the grass is an effective stress-relief technique.

Reason #5: You will never have to be late for anything again — you can just trot quickly to your destination!

Reason #6: School cafeterias now offer a variety of hay options to accommodate your dietary needs.

Reason #7: You can finally become an expert on hoof care, from proper cleaning and trimming to nice horseshoe application.