New Year’s Affirmations by Ellie F. '28
can i run MIT affirm id be so good at it 🥺
This blog is to all the affirmers out there. Especially any that could help me (and my roommate) achieve my (our) dream of running MIT Affirm.
Since my CPW,01 Campus Preview Weekend, https://cpwcommunity.mit.edu MIT Affirm (not affiliated with MIT (or Secret Spy Agency)) has been modifying the way my friends and I speak (MIT AFFIRM my speech is INTELLIGIBLE).

But since the beginning of this semester, MIT Affirm has gone dark, plunging thousands of students into an directionless, affirmationless squalor. As Thomas Hobbes famously wrote, life without MIT Affirm is “solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.” We had to improvise.
My roommate Anoushka and I took it upon ourselves to create our very own affirmations wall outside our door as part of a room-wide decorating initiative (MIT AFFIRM filming and editing a room tour is TRIVIAL). Anoushka did a beautiful job of creating some custom affirmations to tape onto our door early in the semester (I contributed the stickers). But though we planned to expand aggressively, no new affirmations were added since the first batch.
These are certified, homegrown, Anoushka-made affirmations!
The end of a semester and the start of a new year naturally lends to new affirmations, and as I waited for my plane home, which was delayed two hours (MIT AFFIRM my flight will not get cancelled due to crew timeouts), I composed a list of new affirmations.
Consider this my audition, affirmative gods that be.
Happy New Year! What are your affirmations for 2026? Comment to affirm 🎊
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