CPW Problem: What Can People Wear? by CJ Q. '23
CJ pragmatically writes concerning poor weather
(Condensed pre-word: CJ pens without constrained phenomenon within comments. Perhaps written clearer? Proceed warily.)
Campus Preview Weekend, commonly pronounced/written “CPW”, progresses. Welcome, current prefrosh, welcome!
CPW’s putative weather contraption prevents wetness. Contrarily, previous weather’s cold, pale, windy. Campus publication writings, covering precipitation, whence:
CJ’s provenance: warmer climate, Philippines. Whereby, CJ’s perennially warm childhood purged worries concerning pallid winters. Celsius present within; convert personally, whoops.
Cambridge? Prevailing wetness, constant precipitation, windstorms. Copious puddles, wherever. Challenging personally, when CJ previously went. CJ prepared wrongly. Consequently, people, watch calculations pertaining weather! Coming present weekend, ceaseless pouring, widespread.
Careful, please! Weather conjectures prevaricate: wind cuts perceived warmth.
Concerned prefrosh wonder: clothing? Preserving warmth comes per warm coatings. Put warm clothes past warmer clothes.
Parkas, windbreakers, cloaks, pullovers; which clothes protect well? Costly, purchasing winter clothing. Ponder, weigh, consider: present wardrobe clothing, probably wind-compatible. Pick wool cloth, polyester wear. (Correspondence per workmate: cotton persists wetness.)
Clothing poorly waterproof? Consider: parasol! Wetness compounds pain, worsens coldness. Prevent wetness, carry parasol.
Wisdom: campus placement’s warm. Clandestine place: walkways. CJ persists within cover per winter; counteracting pitiful weather. Come prance within convenient, prizewinning walkways.
(Concurrently, permit wandering! CPW possesses wackiness, curiosity precedes whimsy. Catch pretty walls, colorful paintings. Wonderment comes pervasively when cheerful people watch closely. Please witness: CJ plunging wildly.)
Campus Preview Weekend? Clearer phrase wanted: Cambridge Precipitation Worsens. Consequently, prevent worst case: prepare wisely!