career fair haikus by Danny and Allan G. '20
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🎶Will the stars align? 🎶
🎶Will my interviews go fine?🎶
🎶Will the job be mine?🎶
Please accept me please
I want a job so badly
Please 🙏please 🙏please 🙏please 🙏please
Regina: “Get in
loser, we’re going shopping.”
*Drives to career fair*👕
Push through the large crowds
Stand in long lines for your turn
But this ain’t Disney 😤
I approached the stand
$old my self, car, home, and soul
To hear “app’s online” 😒
“Tell me ‘bout yourself”
“I code in C on weekends”
Pray they don’t swipe left ⬅️
“Are you a course 6️⃣?
Cause that’s who we are hiring”
Pikachu shocked face 😮
A sweaty handshake
A spit shower 🗣 and quick talk
This is all I got