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career fair haikus by Danny and Allan G. '20

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🎶Will the stars align? 🎶

🎶Will my interviews go fine?🎶

🎶Will the job be mine?🎶

 

Please accept me please

I want a job so badly

Please 🙏please 🙏please 🙏please 🙏please 

 

Regina: “Get in

loser, we’re going shopping.”

*Drives to career fair*👕

 

Push through the large crowds

Stand in long lines for your turn

But this ain’t Disney 😤

 

Kissed recruiter’s toes

Unusual punishment 

For a simple job 🤔

 

I approached the stand 

$old my self, car, home, and soul

To hear “app’s online” 😒

 

“Tell me ‘bout yourself”

“I code in C on weekends”

Pray they don’t swipe left ⬅️

 

“Are you a course 6️⃣? 

Cause that’s who we are hiring” 

Pikachu shocked face 😮

 

A sweaty handshake

A spit shower 🗣 and quick talk

This is all I got