I bought a new mouse on woot.com the other day for $13.37 and I must say, it’s very nice, but when my girlfriend came into my room she inquired “Where’s your mousepad?”
“Well . . I don’t have one. . . but look, it still works!”
A week later, after I had totally forgotten about this 5 second conversation, she gives me this.
She ‘shopped the spork in just for me! I have the best girlfriend ever.