I walked through the front door of my local Barnes and Noble today and was immediately confronted by a colossal display for the Twilight series. A thirtysomething dad was scrutinizing a copy of the fourth book - Breaking Bloodless NightRaven, or something like that. Whatever it's called, it was halfway through that book when I finally couldn't take any more of the series and stopped reading.
"Oh, I hate those books," I say, before I could stop myself.
"Really? Why?" he asks.
"I mean, it's not that they're badly written or anything. Considering the quality of teen lit out there, this is probably one of the more well-written books you could give to a teenage girl." (I do not think the series is well-written at all. I was not lying when I told this man what I thought. Take this as an insight into the overall quality of teen-girl-oriented novels currently in print.) "I just think it's not very empowering, you know? It's got a main character who absolutely fawns over this guy and sets everything else aside in favor of him, which is about as antifeminist as you can get."
He looks at me as if he is all about the antifeminism, so long as it stops his little girl from having sex.
I am digging a hole for myself.
"Not that I'd rather have teen girls reading so-called "feminist" books with sex all over the place, I mean! But these books, I'm, um, saying... well, they're also not a very good example, just in a totally opposite way."
A woman on the other side of the display chimes in with, "They're not all that realistic."
"Unrealistic! That's the word!"
He glares at me, probably convinced I'm an ultra-promiscuous feminazi out to convert innocent thirteen-year-olds to fellow godless heathens.
"I have to go," I say, and shuffle into the Self-Help Section before I can do further damage.
My wordfilter - along with my eloquence - has significantly deteriorated since coming to college. I used to chide my friends for being completely tactless at the worst possible moments. I've been doing the same thing to my mom for even longer, as she is one of maybe three people in the world more outspoken than I am.
It looks like I am turning into my mother.
The prospect thereof may or may not terrify me.
I think I meant to wax nostalgic about my semester when I sat down to write this post, but clearly that's not going to happen now - one of my grades still hasn't been posted, so it doesn't feel like this term is really over yet. Also, I don't feel like it anymore.
Instead, here are some blurry pictures - insights into our lives, or some other fluffy phrase - of the illustrious residents of Senior Haus being upside down.
(Is that obscene? I don't think so. Really, though. Is it?)
being right side up.
being fierce.
being inchworms.
being out of Popsicles.
(okay, I don't actually know what's going on here.)
See you on the other side of the semester, when I'll probably go ahead with the waxing nostalgic thing.
Or, you know, not.
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Posted by: José P. on December 22, 2008
That's weird one of your grades hasn't been posted yet. When do professors have to submit the grades by?
Posted by: 0 on December 22, 2008
I read the title and suspected this was yours, and I read the excerpt and knew for sure.
That's not to say you're predictable, though. :D
Posted by: Mollie on December 22, 2008
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Posted by: Cam on December 23, 2008
And I only wish I had a D300. The visual arts program has an ongoing Nikon loan, so I checked it out for the semester when I took 4.341 this term. I have a Rebel XT.
Mollie - Shh. I don't want everyone to know how predictable I really am.
Posted by: Keri on December 23, 2008
I tried to read one page of Twilight and failed. The writing is so bad.
Posted by: j on December 23, 2008
Nice picture collection of random mischief.
Posted by: Steph on December 23, 2008
FYI, I don't read the twilight series because I connect with Bella--I agree she's not the brightest bulb in the bunch. I read the series because Edward is everything devoted a girl could ever want, and Jacob is the hilarious friend whose very presence forbids depression. I agree the IQ-level of the book is probably not up to MIT quality, and yes, the book has flaws. But reading about magic, mythical creatures, self-sacrificing vampires... it's an enjoyable break from the real world--which, let's face it, is the point of fiction.
Posted by: 0 on December 23, 2008
I'm thinking of spending part of winter break actually reading Twilight, Gossip Girl, etc, just so that I can more fairly complain about how awful they are.
Posted by: Laura on December 23, 2008
Posted by: Danny on December 23, 2008
"He looks at me as if he is all about the antifeminism, so long as it stops his little girl from having sex." -- And that, my friend, is exactly why so many parents are encouraging Twilight. Because they do not realize that in fact, Twilight DOES encourage you to have sex ... horrible, nonconsensual, violent sex with older men who pretend they are normal and healthy when in fact they are FREAKY SERIAL KILLERS.
On a less strident note, Breaking Bloodless NightRaven LOLLLLLL THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU.
Posted by: Nina on December 23, 2008
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Posted by: matthew '13 on December 23, 2008
Ooh. Yumyum. Yum.
Do they have a Canon loan program? I was playing with the EOS 5D mkII the other night, with the kit lens & 100mm f/2.8 macro lens.... O.o that was impressive.
That was while hanging around Best Buy. I think I could get a job there, now, though, because I sold an EOS 40D to a random customer whilst debating the merits of the 40D versus the Rebel XSi.
Posted by: Cam on December 23, 2008
Mmm, 50D.
Posted by: Keri on December 23, 2008
Posted by: Alice on December 23, 2008
And a logical argument. I tend to get stampeded by my sister and her horde of obsessed friends whenever I insult Twilight slightly.
One more reason MIT rocks!
Posted by: 0 on December 23, 2008
Twilight series = EPIC FAIL!!!
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Posted by: 0 on December 24, 2008
Linkage?
Posted by: Steph on December 24, 2008
Posted by: Anonymous on December 24, 2008
:-D
Posted by: Cam on December 24, 2008
Harry Potter = Win!
Posted by: Wikipedia on December 24, 2008
very awesome. mostly the photos at the end, but also because i always knew you were a flagrant feminazi. you should have suggested sloppy firsts... (i kid, mostly.)
Posted by: Laurie on December 25, 2008
If you don't scrool all the way down on the first picture it appears as if it is some person spreading their legs at the camera.
Shocking and obscene to my first glance.
Posted by: victoria on December 25, 2008
also, the twilight novels totally won't stop that dad's little girl from having sex. clearly you didn't read the 4th one.
p.s. the jessica darling novels are terrible but i've read all 4 of them this break
Posted by: Karen on December 26, 2008
Posted by: Chris B. '12 on December 26, 2008
Karen -
Things I love:
-the Jessica Darling novels
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...um, that's it.
Posted by: Keri on December 26, 2008
Posted by: Drammy on December 29, 2008
By the way, Keri, the fourth book is called Breaking Dawn, and it's really good, so don't insult it =]
Posted by: Banerjee on December 30, 2008
hopefully we'll cross paths this semester (my FINAL semester, wtf?!) at the schoolies.
keri, this post reminds me that i miss you dearly.
hopefully we'll cross paths this semester (my FINAL semester, wtf?!) at the schoolies.
<3
Posted by: peach on December 31, 2008
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