[ETA] THIS ARTICLE IS NOT TRUE. It’s a joke created by The Tech. Please don’t think that the Admissions Office would EVER do something like this. If you don’t believe me, the lowest score you can possibly get on the SATs (just by putting your name on it) is a 600, combined. My point is, don’t take this seriously. Read it with a sense of humor. Call your parents. Have a nice day.
I don’t know if any of you have heard about this, but I thought it would be best if you heard it from me. It’s been a very difficult time for me and my family, so I appreciate any nice comments. Mean comments are not only not nice, they’re mean, so please don’t leave them. Thank you MIT, because (as evidenced by the picture) I really enjoyed all the free food, and the best of luck to the Class of 2010. I’ll miss you all.