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Ahoy there! It’s been a minute.⁠01 more precisely: 6 years, 4 months, and 21 days My blogger avatar hasn’t changed by a single pixel, and even though I recognize her (me), it’s… Read More

the department in charge of student groups, sole, describes their role as The Student Organizations, Leadership and Engagement Office provides an environment for students to test new ideas, develop leadership skills and create community at MIT. and i,,, what? leadership skills? i’ve worn many hats with the student groups… Read More

I’m typing this at around 1 PM on a Friday. My head hurts, just a little. It’s pervaded by the soft buzzing that follows too many days of too little sleep. I haven’t eaten since yesterday evening, and I’ve sort of arrived at the level of hunger where… Read More

Have you ever wanted to feel happier and thought, hey, maybe if I eat a few lasers for dinner today, things will be better? No? Because you should.⁠23 please do not actually attempt… Read More

Woot woot! Simmons is now 20 years old! To celebrate this joyous event, here are 20 things that I’m grateful for in my dorm. 1. I live there Can’t say I’m not grateful for that. Moving on… 2. The bathrooms… Read More

Before college, I was by no means a hardcore Beatles fan. When I was a kid, my dad would play me a few of the classics—Golden Slumbers, Let It Be—but I didn’t consider myself well-versed in the Beatles discography whatsoever. When I got to MIT, my music taste evolved to… Read More

I didn’t know what to write this week, so I made GPT-3 do it for me. If you haven’t heard of GPT-3, it’s a language model that uses deep learning to make human-like text, based on whatever prompt and parameters you give it. For example, this is the prompt… Read More