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*john mulaney voice* Cause we’re delta airlines, and life is— My delta flight this IAP, a couple of weeks late oops

Here’s the thing, I’m usually very lucky on flights. I’m the epitome ... ..."][/annotation]
Like, seriously. Here’s the string of live-texts I put in my sorority ... sweetie, you’re not gonna make that." She told me that it’s at Gate A58 and