Once, a man whom we can only assume must have been truly desperate responded to a Craigslist personal ad which bore only a single coy statement, "Call for a good time." He showed up at the requested meeting place, and
Fun fact number 1: I'm a drummer. You probably knew that, but you most definitely didn't have a gratuitously-added picture - in which I pretend to twirl a drum stick - to prove it. So let me fix that:
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