(Editor's note: For rhetorical purposes, let's pretend that “today” is October 24th, which is when the first paragraph was conceived in a rush of inspiration mixed with Google calendar.)
Exactly one year ago
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Disclaimer 2: This description is the product of 2-3 hours of Google-ing and