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      *john mulaney voice* Cause we’re delta airlines, and life is— My delta flight this IAP, a couple of weeks late oops

, lines are insane
I go to check my back because my parents wanted me to ...  flight at all.
As I lined up to board the plane, one of the flight ...  of my seat. I lined up next to first class to leave. What happened next
        
                  
        
      








